1 – God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend.
2 – Monday is a lot like a math problem. Add in the irritation, multiply the problems, subtract the sleep and divide the happiness.
3 – Dear Monday, I think it’s time we break up. I’m still seeing Tuesday, and I can’t stop dreaming of Friday.
4 – They say everyday is a gift. I wanna know where the gift receipt is so I can exchange Monday for Saturday.
5 – They say that every day is a gift. If that’s true, I want to know where I can return Mondays.
6 – Dear Radio Stations, please do not play Katy Perry’s “Friday Night” Monday morning at 8 AM during my drive to work.
7 – The only good thing about seeing my coworkers on Monday is they’re the only people I don’t have to apologize to for my weekend behavior.
8 – This has been such a Monday! I wish I stayed in bed, and I wish that yesterday had never happened.
9 – When you start to do the things that you truly love, it wouldn’t matter whether it is Monday or Friday; you would be so excited to wake up each morning to work on your passions.
10 – I can always tell how good my weekend was by how many pictures I have to untag on I must break the routines and become a person who becomes productive every Monday. I must break the mindset of unhappiness and turn myself into a happy magnet for Mondays.
11 – I’m a little hate mornings.
Other than that…
I’m completely happy!
12 – Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday’s code.
13 – Dear Monday, No matter how many times you show up or what you may bring, I still can’t find it in my heart to like you.