1 – You should be proud of your age. This year, you are wiser, smarter and very close to reap the benefits of senior discounts in restaurants.
2 – It’s your special day. Spend it with a smile and make sure that he can remember. Because once he’s gone, he’ll come after a year.
3 – People often compare birthdays with boogers. Because, with the increase in its number, people find breathing more difficult.
4 – Don’t worry about getting so old. I will have the fire extinguisher ready in case your birthday cake gets out of control. Love you my ancient friend!
5 – We thought we were going to have the right amount of candles to put on your cake this year, but quickly ran out of space. Happy Birthday!
6 – So you are even younger than the age you will be on the next birthday. Have a special celebration.
7 – You’re like a sister to me, and I’m sure you feel the same way. If you allow me to borrow all the things you get for your birthday, I promise not to tell Mom what you did at the party!
8 – The nature has kept this day special because you are permitted to eat as much cake as you can.
9 – In the hallway? In the bathroom? On the kitchen table? In front of the chimney? At 40, it is truly remarkable to remember when you left your car keys. Happy Birthday!
10 – Don’t you think it’s about time we grew up a bit and stopped painting the town? I know exactly what you’ll say. Next year. Happy Birthday!
11 – Many years ago I can remember these history classes in our schools. But, the bad news is that I do not remember your date of birth because it was not on our course. Maybe I’m late, but happy birthday.
12 – Happy birthday to my best friend. They say that friends have brains that are so in sync, they share the same thoughts. In our case, however, it’s probably more like we share one brain between us!
13 – Happy Birthday my friend. I feel nostalgic, so let’s relive our “days of glory” to inflict further damage on our livers, is not it? Are we still young, are not we, my friend? Now put on your orthopedic shoes and dance!
14 – Too many birthday means, you are getting closer to death. It’s scientifically proven, not my own words.
15 – In this short lifespan we have, time runs out faster than a birthday cake on a candy lovers birthday. So you have to make sure to enjoy whatever little there is of it left! Happy birthday!