1 – I know its horrible to ask but.. could i borrow your face for Hallowen
2 – Pthan ne galti se kisi ko 100 ka balance bhej dia.
Phir call ki
O yara hamara 100 rupy wapis karo
hamare pas to 80 aya hai
ruko hum 20 or bhejta hai.
3 – The awkward moment when 😉
when your friend is arguing with their
their parents turns towards you
Do you ever talk to your parents like this? 😀
4 – Pappu’s Pure Desi girlfriend- Could we go to MacDonald ?
Clever Boyfriend, “First tell Spelling of MacDonald”
Girlfriends- Oho then could we go to KFC.
BF- Tell full form of KFC.
Angry girlfriend said, “Let it, You dog.. have kulcha Channe”.
5 – Millions of people write Love Letters.
But everyone send there 1st love letter mostly to me.
Just imagine how lucky I am!
Great words Said by…
6 – A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
7 – Aaj Himaat karke 1 Ladki ko propose kiya
Chudail boli- “Friendship Day” ki Date nikal gayi hai
Aab to Sirf
“Rakhi” ke FORM bhere jaa rahe hai…
8 – 1 Universe. 9 planets, 204 countries, 809 islands, 7 seas, 6 billion people and I had the privilege of meeting you.
9 – Any man who can drive safely
while kissing a pretty girl
is simply not giving the kiss
the attention it DESERVE.
10 – Way to impress girl: Respect her, honor her, love her,
protect her, care 4 her, obey her, sacrifice 4 her.
How to impress a boy? Just smile once ..
11 – Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings,
poking me in the ribs and cackling,
telling me, “You’re next.”
They stopped after,
I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
12 – Husband texts to wife on cell..
“Hi,what r u doing Darling?”
Wife: I’m dying..!
Husband jumps with joy but types “Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?”