Best 20 Funny Whatsapp Status

By | 21 July 2017

The funniest and funny WhatsApp status & words we have compiled for you, I hope you like it, thank you for choosing us.
1 – My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.

2 – I’m pretty sure the whole “ladies first” thing was created by a guy just to check out ass.

3 – Fact: Ph on silent mode- 10 Missed call..Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!

4 – If money grew on trees, then girls would be dating monkeys..!

5 – It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world each day fit exactly the length of newspaper.

6 – Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you’re one of them …

7 – Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up…

8 – I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.

9 – Your status won’t ever match my status neither in whatsapp nor in reality..

10 – Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.

11 – A black cat passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people what a RED LIGHT on traffic signal has failed to do for long time!!

12 – I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!

13 – Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. & Boys use photoshop to show their creativity…

14 – You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it ..

15 – Don’t get a man(woman) ,get a dog …they are loyal and they die sooner.

16 – Attitude is like a underwear Don’t show it just wore it

17 – Do you ever just lie on knees and thank god that you know me and my intelligence???

18 – I talk to myself often that way I ensure I am talking to better class of people.

19 – Drunk people run on Red Light…, Normal people wait for them to turn green.!

20 – Looks like I over-estimated the number of your brain cells.

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