2 – I’m pretty sure the whole “ladies first” thing was created by a guy just to check out ass.
3 – Fact: Ph on silent mode- 10 Missed call..Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!
6 – Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you’re one of them …
7 – Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up…
8 – I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.
9 – Your status won’t ever match my status neither in whatsapp nor in reality..
10 – Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
11 – A black cat passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people what a RED LIGHT on traffic signal has failed to do for long time!!
14 – You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it ..
15 – Don’t get a man(woman) ,get a dog …they are loyal and they die sooner.
16 – Attitude is like a underwear Don’t show it just wore it
17 – Do you ever just lie on knees and thank god that you know me and my intelligence???
20 – Looks like I over-estimated the number of your brain cells.